That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just cropdusted the office
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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