HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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