The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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