who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Khloé Kardashian Finally Speaks Out About The Tristan Thompson Cheating Scandal
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
15 Porn Memes You’re Only Allowed To Laugh At If You’re Over 18
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.