Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
