just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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