All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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