Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
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