my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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