I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
time to smoke my breakfast
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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