he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
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I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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