bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
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You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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