im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
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Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
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its like you know when i get waxed
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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