Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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