it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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