its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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