nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
My feet surprised me
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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