I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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