CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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