so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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