I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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