If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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