ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Randomize
