I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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