I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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