He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
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looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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