in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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