Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you would pick up someone in the library
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
