Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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