Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
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Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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