yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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