it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
i've created a new STD.
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I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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