That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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