dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
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