She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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Just invented taco cereal.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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