Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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