I never want to see another naked old woman again.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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