K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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