david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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