Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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