So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
