You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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