just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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