Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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