why didn't you poke me back
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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