even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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