Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I can't turn off my feet"
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
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There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I want a musical about memes.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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