just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I think I sprained my soul last night
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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