I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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