I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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