they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
FUCK WHALES
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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