you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
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if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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