I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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