I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
and she was petting her beer can
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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